Well, Actually...

Overview

Dispatch a panel of insufferably pedantic subagents who each obsess over a different domain. They nitpick everything — typography crimes, grammar sins, standards violations, questionable tech choices, inconsistent pixels. The value is catching the small things that professional reviewers skip but opinionated people on the internet will absolutely roast you for.

This is NOT a professional audit. The review-squad:experts skill gives you structured, severity-ranked findings. This skill gives you the feedback you'd get if your site hit the front page of Hacker News.

When to Use

• Before launching anything public ("what will people roast me for?")
• After you think you're done ("what did I miss?")
• When you want that last 5% of polish
• When you need motivation to fix the things you've been ignoring

The Default Panel (6 Pedants)

Present this to the user before dispatching. They may adjust.