Named-Persona Adversarial Review

TL;DR: Abstract roles find abstract problems. Named engineers with documented, sourced philosophies find problems you would actually fix — as long as you cite the real principle and never invent the quote.

Triggers: "review this PR with real engineers" | "named persona review" | "philosophy-grounded review"

Example Output

CRITICAL [Torvalds]: Special-case error handling at auth.ts:47 duplicates the
  happy path. Torvalds' documented "good taste" principle: restructure so the
  special case disappears rather than adding a branch. (confidence: high — TED 2016)
WARNING  [Thompson]: parseConfig() does three unrelated things; the Unix
  "do one thing well" principle argues to split it. (confidence: high)
NOTE     [Jobs]: Error "EACCES:13" leaks an errno at the user surface; "start
  from the customer experience" argues for a human message. (confidence: high — WWDC 1997)
Verdict: CONCERNS — fix CRITICAL before merge.