Roast — 5-Angle Idea Panel → One Verdict

Portability: Reasoning-led skill with 3 stdlib Python tools. No external APIs, no LLM calls in scripts. Works in Claude Code CLI and Claude.ai web. The panel does the depth; the Judge does the call.

What this does

Claude's default is to agree with you. /roast is the opposite. It convenes a panel of five independent reviewers — The Critic, The Champion, The Analyst, The Investigator, and The Customer — who tear an idea apart and build it up from every angle, then a Judge synthesizes everything into one honest verdict. Use it before you sink time and money into building the wrong thing.

The panel is adversarial on purpose. No reviewer is allowed to hedge or be polite. The point is to surface what you can't see because you're too close to it.

Step 1 — Frame the idea