absurd-code-review

This skill reviews bounded code read-only and reports evidence-adjudicated conclusions.

Run every numbered task in this skill in a new, fresh subagent (by whatever means are available to you). Bind every declared Input to its value, including required prior-task outputs, replace each $variable-name in the task text, and pass the entire rendered task—title, task text, resolved Inputs, Constraints, and expected Outputs—to the subagent.

Inputs

1. Code scope: Any bounded, resolvable project, repository, directory, file, snippet, diff, commit, branch, or PR.
2. Review context (optional): Goals, constraints, documentation, links, prior analysis, or preferred report destination.
3. Evidence aids (optional): Tests, benchmarks, reproduction steps, environments, commands, or measurements.

Outputs

1. Absurd Code Review Report: Exactly one report at the requested destination or inline, tied to the current scope fingerprint or an unavailable sentinel and marked complete or incomplete. It contains Stage 1 stable Part IDs and locations with strongest remove/refactor arguments; Stage 2 the identical parts, order, and cardinality with strongest keep-as-is arguments; and Stage 3 the identical parts, order, and cardinality with exactly one independently supported winner and a detailed, traceable evidence log per part. It is complete only when scope and source fidelity, a current baseline, cross-stage alignment, independent adjudication, one winner per part, traceability, and final validation pass; unresolvable scope yields one incomplete report with empty stages.

Tasks

Task 1: Resolve and fingerprint the review scope

Resolve $code-scope into a bounded source snapshot, use $review-context to capture goals, constraints, sources, and report destination, and use $evidence-aids to record available commands, environments, tests, benchmarks, and measurements. Produce a scope-resolution-record with scope, preserved source reference, status, context, evidence aids, and either a reproducible fingerprint or fingerprint: unavailable; if resolution fails, record the incomplete reason and an empty part set. This task is complete when the record either identifies one reproducible baseline or explicitly marks the scope unresolved.