Humanize README

Reads the current README.md, audits it for AI slop patterns, then rewrites it in a direct, honest, human voice.

Workflow

Step 1 — Read the README

cat README.md

Also check what the project actually is (to rewrite with specifics, not generics):

cat package.json 2>/dev/null | head -20
cat pyproject.toml 2>/dev/null | head -15
ls src/ 2>/dev/null | head -10