LinkedIn Humanizer

A draft that sounds generated fails twice. Readers who recognise the cadence stop at the second line, and the author's name is now attached to a paragraph that could have been posted by anyone. The usual fix makes it worse: someone runs a find-and-replace on a list of forbidden words, chops the long sentences into fragments, sprinkles in "honestly", and produces text that sounds like a machine imitating a person who is trying not to sound like a machine.

This skill treats the problem as editing, with a catalogue. Thirty-three rules are sorted into three tiers by what should happen to the text: remove (tool residue no person writes), reduce (habits that are fine once and a signature in bulk), and review (choices a careful writer makes on purpose). Each rule carries the reason it fires, the fix, and the case for keeping the text as it is. A separate scorer handles emoji placement, and a fingerprint built from the author's own past posts decides which habits are theirs and must survive the edit.