unslop — remove the vibecoded look at the root, prove the crafted floor

Someone says "this looks vibecoded" or "make it feel premium and crafted with care". unslop runs one arc over the whole codebase and ends with a PR whose gate is green or whose remaining reds are named and handed to a human — never a cosmetic pass over the pages someone happened to open.

The one rule

Fix the class, not the example — and prove it on the rendered result.

A default (Inter, Lucide, purple-to-black, rounded-2xl, glass cards, em dashes) is declared in one place and consumed in forty. Edit the one place. Then screenshot at 1280 and 390 and run the gate; reasoning is not validation. Twenty-six of the thirty tells are surface and a prompt removes them; the four that are absence of substance (no real demo, no loading states, no TOS, no privacy policy) are removed only by the real product — the gate keeps them red until a human makes them true.

Deterministic core (scripts/)