unslop: the named-tell audit a text passes before it ships

bro decides how a text should sound. This decides whether a text still carries the marks of a machine, tell by named tell, on the words that are actually there. Run it on anything about to leave the session: a README, a post, an email, a landing page, a commit body.

The pass

1. Scan against the tables below. Every hit gets located, not sensed. If you cannot name the tell, it is not a finding.
2. Rewrite in place. Preserve meaning, facts, numbers, links, commitments and the intended tone.
3. Restore the voice (next section). A text stripped of tells and nothing else reads as sterile, which is its own tell.
4. Self-audit once more. Ask: what still makes this obviously machine written? Fix that too.
5. Return the text. On request, return the list of named hits alongside it.

Removing tells is half the job

Voiceless writing is as obvious as slopped writing. After the cuts, put something back: