Slop Eval

Evaluate a design the way skill-evaluation evaluates a skill: every finding cites concrete evidence, every axis gets a 0–100 score, arithmetic runs through a script, and the output is a structured report — never a vibe check.

The tell catalog lives in references/tells.md; read it before sweeping. The positive rubric (signature formula, cohesion checks, slop→premium pairs, and the "Adding Soul" guide) lives in references/premium-markers.md; read it before scoring Axes 7–8 and when writing fix prescriptions. The design context guide lives in references/contexts.md; read it to adjust priorities and tolerances based on the type of design being evaluated.

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