Anti-Slop Decks — so no presentation looks AI-generated

Single goal: remove the "AI tells" of a generated deck. An AI-made presentation gives itself away: every slide is a title + four bullets, a cover with a blue gradient and a giant centered title, the same layout twenty times, emoji bullets, charts in Excel's rainbow palette, an empty "Thank you / Questions?" slide. It works, but it screams "template". This skill forces deterministic, premium decisions BEFORE you generate, and verifies them at the end.

Same philosophy as antislop-web, translated to the language of the slide. Zero MCP, zero external service.

When to use it

• At the start of any deck (pitch, proposal, report, keynote, onboarding): generate the DECK.md (Part A) before touching a slide.
• While building or refactoring slides: apply the directives (Part B) as generation rules, whether the engine is pptx, Google Slides or HTML.
• In your quality gate before delivery: run the pre-flight (Part C).