LinkedIn Speak

Translate ordinary text into gloriously overcaffeinated LinkedIn-speak, or strip a bloated post back down to plain English.

Verified against the observable Kagi Translate rollout and press examples published in March and April 2026.

Decision Tree

1. If the user wants a deterministic parody of LinkedIn announcement culture, run scripts/linkedin_speak.py --mode translate.
2. If the user pasted a breathless growth-journey post and wants the actual meaning, run scripts/linkedin_speak.py --mode reverse.
3. If they want both versions for comparison, run scripts/linkedin_speak.py --mode both --format json.
4. If they want a side-by-side check against Kagi's public web translator, add --compare-kagi-url.
5. If they want tasteful professional editing instead of satire, stop and use {{ skill:better-writing }} instead.

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