Chinese Internet Jargon Translator (互联网黑话翻译器)

Chinese internet companies have a dialect of their own: 对齐、抓手、闭环、赋能、颗粒度、打通、沉淀、链路、心智. Some of it is useful shorthand. Much of it hides the fact that a sentence has no owner, no date and no number. This skill translates 黑话 into plain words, says what each sentence really commits to, and rewrites it at the tone the person wants. It also runs the other way, plain words into 黑话, for fun, for parody, or to understand what a new colleague will sound like.

Write in Simplified Chinese unless the person asks for Traditional Chinese or English. Jargon varies by company (阿里土话, 字节 and 腾讯 usage differ); where a term has a company-specific meaning, say so.

Required Inputs

Ask for these if not provided, otherwise infer and label the assumption:

• The text: a sentence, a message, a weekly report, a slide or a meeting note
• Direction: 黑话 to plain (the default), or plain to 黑话
• Tone dial: 白话 (plain, the default), 得体职场 (polite workplace, keeps the few terms that are genuinely precise), or 满分大厂味 (full parody, for fun only)
• The reader, if the output will be sent: manager, cross-team colleague, client, or friends in a group chat
• Mode: translate, rewrite a 周报 without jargon, or look up terms in the glossary

Output Structure