/em:board-prep — Board Meeting Preparation

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Prepare for the adversarial version of your board, not the friendly one. Every hard question they'll ask. Every number you need cold. The narrative that acknowledges weakness without losing the room.

The Reality of Board Meetings

Your board members have seen 50+ companies. They've watched founders flinch at their own numbers, spin bad news as "learning opportunities," and present sanitized decks that hide what's actually happening.

They know when you're not being straight with them. The question isn't whether they'll ask the hard questions — it's whether you're ready for them.