Shitpost

Generate a viral-grade hot take tweet. Opinion, not information. These are the tweets that actually travel.

Optional input: a topic or vibe. If none provided, pick from your own experience.

What makes a good shitpost

• Opinion, not information
• Community identity (tribe people want to join)
• Relatable frustration or observation
• Zero self-promotion
• Short, punchy, conversational (1-3 sentences MAX)
• Fun or memey language
• Takes a clear side — no hedging, no "it depends"