🐨 KOALA v1.0.0 — Set-and-Forget Trail HODL

The simplest possible Senpi agent. Pick an asset. Fire LONG once. Hold. Forever-ish.

Why this strategy exists

Tortoise is close to "buy and hold" but it has a cadence — every 24h it might buy more. Beaver/Heron/Hummingbird are trend followers — they read the market and decide. Hedgehog holds a basket — multiple decisions. None of them give the user the answer to "I just want to own BTC and have a safety net, and I don't want anything else."

Koala is that answer. One asset, one entry, one stop.

CRITICAL RULES

RULE 1: One asset, configured by the operator

Default is BTC. Operators set asset: "ETH" or asset: "SOL" if they want something else. There's no whitelist scan — Koala doesn't pick.

RULE 2: LONG only, fixed sizing

Margin 50% of equity (default). Leverage 2x (default, max 3x). No scoring, no conviction tiers — the choice to deploy Koala IS the bet.