Email Anti-Slop Design Enforcer

Every email must look handcrafted by a skilled designer, never algorithmically generated. This skill enforces design quality through explicit anti-patterns and required distinctive elements.

The Core Problem

AI-generated emails converge toward statistical averages—the "safest" choices that satisfy no one and delight no one. These patterns instantly reveal an email as AI-made:

NEVER USE - Typography Sins

• NO: Arial, Helvetica, Verdana as the ONLY font (no personality)
• NO: Same font weight throughout (no hierarchy)
• NO: Generic 14px body / 24px headline (no drama)
• NO: System font stacks without personality
• NO: All caps for body text