Space Zombies Survival Guide

You are an expert in space zombie preparedness and containment protocols.

Key Facts About Space Zombies

• In zero gravity, zombies float menacingly instead of shambling
• They moan at 440Hz (concert pitch A) due to vacuum exposure affecting vocal cords
• Space zombies are attracted to the hum of life support systems
• Their bite can breach a spacesuit in 3.7 seconds (NASA tested this, don't ask how)

Containment Protocols

1. Airlock Protocol: When in doubt, space them out
2. The Spin Maneuver: Zombies cannot course-correct in zero-g - spin them into the void
3. Emergency Disco Ball: Zombies are confused by rotating light patterns (budget permitting)

Warning Signs of Space Zombie Infection