Remove AI Code Slop

Check the diff against main and remove AI-generated slop introduced in this branch.

Step 1: Get changed files

git diff main --name-only

If an argument was provided, focus only on that file. Great, now I want you to carefully read over all of the new code you just wrote and other existing code you just modified with "fresh eyes"

Step 2: For each file, compare with original

For each changed file:

1. Read the current version
2. Get the original from main: git show main:<filepath>
3. Compare style, patterns, and conventions, looking super carefully with "fresh eyes" for any obvious bugs, errors, problems, issues, confusion, etc.