Unslop Humanize

Purpose

Rewrite natural-language memory files (CLAUDE.md, AGENTS.md, todos, preferences, docs) so they sound human-written: no sycophancy, no stock vocab, no five-paragraph essay shape, no tricolon padding. Everything technical stays exact: code blocks, inline code, URLs, file paths, commands, headings, tables.

Two modes:

• --deterministic — fast regex pass that strips canonical AI-isms and tightens tricolons. No API call, no ANTHROPIC_API_KEY needed. Best for batch processing and CI.
• LLM mode (default) — calls Claude (via Anthropic SDK or claude --print CLI fallback) to do a full rewrite that engineers burstiness, restructures performative paragraphs, and matches voice. Slower but better quality.

Humanized version overwrites the original. A FILE.original.md backup is written first. Re-run after editing the .original.md to regenerate.

Intensity levels (--mode)