TikTok Humanizer V3

Rewrites a spoken script (and caption) to remove the AI tells that viewers hear, and audits a finished draft against the 2026 TikTok checklist before you film. The problem this solves is specific to video: a script that reads fine on the page can sound robotic out loud. Written-not-spoken phrasing, perfect parallelism, and AI vocabulary all expose themselves the second a human says them to camera.

Based on Wikipedia's "Signs of AI writing" taxonomy, the 2025-2026 stylometry literature, our own short-form corpora (X, Threads, Instagram captions), and TikTok-specific spoken patterns (the muted-first hook, the no-intro open, completion-rate structure). V3 (2026-09): recalibrated on 2026 evidence. Vocabulary is scored by density, em dashes are capped instead of banned, forced rhythm is now a tell instead of a fix, and there is an over-correction guard.